Fred and Martha were driving home after church service. “Fred,” Martha asked, “did you notice that the pastor’s sermon was kind of weak today?”
“No, not really,” answered Fred.
“Well, did you hear that the choir was flat?”
“No, I didn’t,” he responded.
“Well, you certainly must have noticed that young couple and their children right in front of us, with all the noise and commotion they made the whole service!”
“I’m sorry, dear, but no, I didn’t”
Finally in disgust Martha said, “Honestly, Fred, I don’t know why you even bother to go to church.”
Excerpt from: ATTITUDE 101 by John C. Maxwell